It sure looks like they’re out. And often.
The Glass Is Fragile, Just Like His Masculinity
A forty-something-year-old gentleman and a lady come in and sit at the bar.
Customer: “I’d like a gin martini for myself and my companion.”
I make it and serve it to him, but his face instantly drops. He looks absolutely insulted.
Customer: “What the f*** is this?!”
Me: “You ordered a gin martini, right?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “That’s what that is.”
Customer: “But this glass is so unmanly!”
Me: “That’s a martini glass, as in the glass that was literally designed for the drink you ordered.”
Customer: “Get me a manly glass. This glass is emasculating me!”
I made one in a rocks glass, and he was fine.
“You lack the requisite communication skills.”
Among other things.
She’s actually got Darryl wanting to possibly commit to a relationship?
Yeah, a little too close for comfort….
aren’t they out together now?
Cactus-Pete 23 days ago
It sure looks like they’re out. And often.
Yakety Sax 23 days ago
The Glass Is Fragile, Just Like His Masculinity
A forty-something-year-old gentleman and a lady come in and sit at the bar.
Customer: “I’d like a gin martini for myself and my companion.”
I make it and serve it to him, but his face instantly drops. He looks absolutely insulted.
Customer: “What the f*** is this?!”
Me: “You ordered a gin martini, right?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “That’s what that is.”
Customer: “But this glass is so unmanly!”
Me: “That’s a martini glass, as in the glass that was literally designed for the drink you ordered.”
Customer: “Get me a manly glass. This glass is emasculating me!”
I made one in a rocks glass, and he was fine.
gammaguy 23 days ago
“You lack the requisite communication skills.”
Among other things.
uniquename 23 days ago
She’s actually got Darryl wanting to possibly commit to a relationship?
markkahler52 23 days ago
Yeah, a little too close for comfort….
oakie817 23 days ago
aren’t they out together now?