Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 26, 2024

“We suggest that, to make things easier, you go to England and call 999.”

Third Responders would make a great band name…

Is that number you called after yesterday’s horsing around in London, horsie?

Last Aid Kit is what priests use at the end

a lot of companies have switched to dialing 8 instead 9 to get an outside line, people were accidentally calling 911 when they tried to call long distance 9 to get a line, 1 for long distance, accidentally hitting a second 1

Hello 912… my ice cream is melting, can you send help…?

So that’s the 4-1-1 on 9-1-2, huh!? Second is not too bad… except according to Tiger Wood, in golf second place is just first loser!

You could sell plenty of Last Aid kits on Instagram.

Horace’s headset fits so nicely !

Ha! Emergencies bring out the worst in people, don’t you think?

He looks like donkey than a horse.

He’s a one-sided, two-timing, third-rate four-flusher!