Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for April 16, 2024

I want a Tater Tot Tree in my yard if only for the alliteration.

I’m surprised Mitty gives a hoot.

I buried an old sneaker. Still waiting for the shoe tree to sprout. :)

Maybe if I bury a dollar bill I’ll get that much needed money tree

Mitty, those owls would prefer to eat the squirrels. Problem solved.

Didn’t Kinky Friedman have a plan to plant foreskins and grow dick taters?

Drunk Patty must be really drunk today.

<Groan!> The Stephen Pastis disease is spreading!

Seeing her run on all fours like a squirrel would be hilarious.

What makes cats paranoid is people who say dumb things like “Don’t worry about my dog chasing your cat. We have a cat at home.”

There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that makes any difference to my cat who runs for fear of her life.

Tater tots, squirrels, owls … what a lively bunch! Hang in there, Mittens.

This one made me chuckle.