She should just remove her cloths, after all, she’s in the privacy of her own back yard, we swim naked in the pool at night in the summer, life moves pretty fast, sometimes you have to stop to smell the roses. Plus you get to see a lot of stars.
My father-in-law just turned 96. He was a farm boy, who became a doctor. He never used suntan lotion growing up. No one that I knew used sun tan lotion, except those who wanted what was called a deep tan. Was there skin cancer, yes, but very few cases in the entire state and country. Now, people use suntan lotion and there is a lot of skin cancer. That begs the question: Is the skin cancer caused by the sunlight getting stronger or the sun tan lotion.
Da'Dad about 1 month ago
This is where we differ. Not ever on my wife’s To Do List.
a sage about 1 month ago
I’m with your wife on that one. Skin cancer danger. I hope Janis has some sunblock.
pschearer Premium Member about 1 month ago
So THIS is a “Farmer’s Daughter Joke”?
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
It’s your backyard. It is 90F today. Get out the bikini before this weekend’s weather gets there.
nosirrom about 1 month ago
Panel 5: The backyard sommelier shows up just in time for the show.
Carl Premium Member about 1 month ago
Arlo will appreciate it.
toybug50 about 1 month ago
Tan lines are always hot.
Man of the Woods about 1 month ago
She should just remove her cloths, after all, she’s in the privacy of her own back yard, we swim naked in the pool at night in the summer, life moves pretty fast, sometimes you have to stop to smell the roses. Plus you get to see a lot of stars.
serial232 about 1 month ago
My father-in-law just turned 96. He was a farm boy, who became a doctor. He never used suntan lotion growing up. No one that I knew used sun tan lotion, except those who wanted what was called a deep tan. Was there skin cancer, yes, but very few cases in the entire state and country. Now, people use suntan lotion and there is a lot of skin cancer. That begs the question: Is the skin cancer caused by the sunlight getting stronger or the sun tan lotion.
rugeirn about 1 month ago
Pulse … racing … breath … panting … eyes … bulging … :-)
jarvisloop about 1 month ago
Janis: Is it?
Calliope about 1 month ago
No tan at all! Always no tan at all!
Of course, she’s at the age where her skin may already look like a gunny sack from years of sun exposure, so who cares?
rodney about 1 month ago
I think the daisy dukes and tube top country girl thing would be a good look for her.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
Woohoo!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
That is going to be a sexy tan………
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 1 month ago
Hand position leaves unanswered question. Brazilian or natural? I’ll go with #1
formathe about 1 month ago
Janis should be here in Ontario where you can be topless in your back yard or walking down your main street.
Muttley about 1 month ago
Well, it’s a start…
eced52 30 days ago
Bikini tan is just as good.
sincavage05 30 days ago
Looking good!
tee929 30 days ago
An Inger Stevens reference —yowzers!
flushed 30 days ago
The farmer’s daughter plus a traveling salesman equals the very finest of adolescent humor and jokes told best in the locker room.