Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 18, 2024

Thar she blows!!!!

Nothin’ but a buncha whalesh%t!

This cartoon blows!

How about … Why not just blow it out your blowhole?

Or … someone should put a cork in it (at least one of their blowholes).

A golf ball would be funny. (Anyone watch Seinfeld?)

On the contrary, I find this to be a really porpoiseful discussion!

Sounds like a bunch of blubbering to me.

This will not fin-ish until one gets hungry and goes off somewhere to eat.

‘Shall I start calling you by your last name, Moby?’

If someone wins the argument, it’ll be a fluke.

You should hear their podcast.

an’ you watch your piehole!…no, you watch your piehole!…………….

Would it krill you to admit you’re wrong?

And they can be heard more than ten miles away.

Ha! Ya just krill me!