Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for April 20, 2024

I love the directory – Lorem Ipsum! LOL

The lift is out of order.

The writing is on the wall

Well, crab boy will, but I expect the shark can just swim up there.

Unless Jim’s use of anthropomorphism restricts that.

The British call it a ‘lift’ and Americans call it an ‘elevator’.

I guess we were just raised differently. (drum sound)

I get the scheme now. Guru’s sit on mountaintops so that you’ll have to climb up to talk to them. So by the time you get to them, you’re exhausted and a little light headed from the thin atmosphere. Meaning whatever they say will sound brilliant to your oxygen deprived brain.

Well of course. Wise old gurus only live on the very top of mountains for some reason. I wonder if they’re wise because of the thinner air or just wise in general?

Of course he is!

Mental Health – 7th floor. Open windows – 13th floor. Russian embassy – also 13th floor…

Ah! elit sed do on the 44th floor. No pain, no gain!

Good luck trying to get to the top.

Well, today IS 4-20…..

She’s a shark underwater. Why can’t she just swim upward?

Toupees, fifth floor. You can smell ’em…

Love the Greeking

If it has a directory, it probably has a “lift” (elevator).

Hawthorn could hop a ride on Megan as she swims to the top if the top is under water.

Umm, Megan, you’re a shark; SWIM to the top!

Gee – I wonder how buoyant water is for sea creatures? And how creatures native to much shallower depths have managed to get a mile below sea level. Hmmm…

Let’s see, we have a talking shark wearing a pearl necklace, a talking crab, a directory printed in English on the side of a mountain with floors, a shark and a crab that can apparently READ said directory, and yet we are suggesting something logical like a shark swimming up. I will have to ask the guru how all that works.

A good wise guy is hard to find.

That is just what many software products start with if you open a window to start writing. Microsoft did that for years!

Good one today.

I don’t even see the guru listed on the directory!!!

Wonder who’s going to show up to help them to the top?