Andertoons by Mark Anderson for April 15, 2024

But how do you get the oil stains out of the polygraph afterward?

What is this ‘truth’ of which you speak?

Here’s a bit of trivia for anyone who doesn’t know it already: the inventor of the lie detector also created the character Wonder Woman (hence her Lasso of Truth)

Hint: If his lips are moving, he’s lying.

Why even bother?!

How would it differentiate between “the whole truth” from ‘Trump Truth’.

Still not legal, by the way.