Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 12, 2024

How can something uplifting be depressing?

It’s here, yesterday I knocked down 5 Yellow jacket nests, 3 were within 8" of each other?? Got stung 0…..they get mad but they get over it, 1 landed on my arm and I scootched it away. they were all young….and they will rebuild! Just under the eaves of my house!

Blanch is thinking, “How romantic”…..

Ah the earth smell of flowers, and the allergies they bring. AAACHOO!

Dork wizard no likes spreeng eh.

Just don’t step in all those dragon poop landmines.

I don’t blame wiz after seeing Blanche is depressing.

I love Spring. So much new stuff to see each week and the weather is still nice. It’s Summer that I can’t stand (particularly as it’s humid here). When cold, there is so much you can do to warm yourself up. When it’s hot (and I’m usually 5 degrees over all the time) there’s very little you can do to properly cool yourself off.

It took it long enough. Spring tends to flip-flop between two extremes: Hot and cold.

Disclaimer: Today’s comic drawn by A.I. thus explaining why Blanche has five feet.

This has been the best year in a long time for wildflowers in my front yard. It’s a beautiful sight.

Why is he such a downer? And why draw a bummer strip?

There’s nothing uplifting about Blanche. She could make an alligator cry.

What’s depressing?

I don’t get it …

my grandmother was like that. she’d be happy and turn to sad on a dime. always guessed that’s what she liked

“I am only happy when I am unhappy.”

Can’t have everything, Wiz.

I’m just by nature an indoors kind of person, or, to use modern-day terminology, it’s in my DNA. Unfortunately, I got stuck with a mother who violently demanded that such a preference be classified as a felony. That’s why, every time I watch a ballgame, especially if it’s Baseball, especially if it’s during the weekend, and especially if it’s on a warm, sunny day, I’m getting back at her.

As someone with serious seasonal allergies, I love spring, but I hate it.

Spring is not the best time for evil wizards.

Is it just me or has Blanch lost weight?