In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 19, 2024

I’ve never been able to wrap my mind around the idea that “golf” is a verb as well as a noun … or is it not, and just gets misused a lot, like here? “He played golf,” instead of, “He golfed.”

There’s only three clubs in his bag. He probably calls them Son, Holy Ghost, and I Am.

Not even God can hit a one-iron.

Did he pad his score?

God’s a piker. On the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh day, Trump golfed.

Fairway to heaven.

And he took his name in vain a lot.

Eighteen holes in one shot. The Big Guy is Good…..