Momma by Mell Lazarus for March 28, 2024

All day.

Wait… Let me back off about a quarter mile so I can smell it without passing out.

Take a bath and wash it off. And it doesn’t cover the smell you’re trying to hide anyways.

I remembered this one. The “marinate” part sticks with you.

If he stands still for more than a moment he’ll leave a puddle.

I would remark that Marylou had a nice comeback, but she’s as brain dead as Francis so that was a serious response!

Francis put on to much cologne