“…We’re going to need some sunglasses, sun lotion…”
First man to download to his tablet
Or…the legendary missing third tablet?
Would it have taken 40 years if he asked for directions?
Just a reminder that The Ten Commandments will be airing tonight on ABC.
Do those two upright front have glasses?
Well, we here at Autocorrect had a funny limerick for you today… but actually running it through our system, urined the punchline.
Sorry… we’re still working out some bugs.
— Your friends at Autocorrect
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Well, it’s not etched in stone. Is it?
He can’t make a move without his followers freaking out. LOL
The 10 suggestions.
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
Nicely done — chortled out loud.
The list is from She Who Must Be Obeyed:
Thou shalt get bread, milk, eggs…
Well we gotta worship something, we’ll worship that. We’ll embellish the details later.
Do I smell a bush burning? :)
“Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels—bring home for Emma.”
“Pick up more tablets and an eraser chisel.”
The list appeared on the tablet through osMoses.
The Ancient Hebrews had eyeglasses?
Shades of Brian.
August 21, 2015
Leroy about 2 months ago
“…We’re going to need some sunglasses, sun lotion…”
ronaldspence about 2 months ago
First man to download to his tablet
comixbomix about 2 months ago
Or…the legendary missing third tablet?
nosirrom about 2 months ago
Would it have taken 40 years if he asked for directions?
docforbin about 2 months ago
Just a reminder that The Ten Commandments will be airing tonight on ABC.
airbrushingsunshine about 2 months ago
Do those two upright front have glasses?
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Well, we here at Autocorrect had a funny limerick for you today… but actually running it through our system, urined the punchline.
Sorry… we’re still working out some bugs.
— Your friends at Autocorrect
boydjb47 about 2 months ago
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MRBLUESKY529 about 2 months ago
Well, it’s not etched in stone. Is it?
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
He can’t make a move without his followers freaking out. LOL
Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago
The 10 suggestions.
bhamdodger about 2 months ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
Iffy-Guile Biscuits Festive Holiday Hotfoot Revue about 2 months ago
Nicely done — chortled out loud.
The list is from She Who Must Be Obeyed:
Thou shalt get bread, milk, eggs…
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Well we gotta worship something, we’ll worship that. We’ll embellish the details later.
Impkins Premium Member about 2 months ago
Do I smell a bush burning? :)
mfrasca about 2 months ago
“Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels—bring home for Emma.”
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
“Pick up more tablets and an eraser chisel.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
The list appeared on the tablet through osMoses.
mbrahms26 about 2 months ago
The Ancient Hebrews had eyeglasses?
Buoy about 2 months ago
Shades of Brian.