AKA Ditch the evil green mermaid day
That was because she catfished him. She’s actually a 35 yr old manatee from Tallahassee…
At least she didn’t already trade in her voice for a pair of legs.
If you love her you have to let her go.
Catch and release. Catch and realise.
Had my heart set on the Catch of the Day…
Something smells a little fishy around here.
Where do mermaids get their bras?
Daryl Hannah walking towards the Statue of Liberty. Nice…uh fish out of water story that was.
She wanted pre-nups.
Not enough fish to fry, not enough woman to love.
On a scale of 1-10, you’re a ten in my book, but do you realize, , if I keep you, I’ll be ridiculed merciless and my wife won’t understand….besides it throwback Friday…
Just a quick swim up the Amazon.
Do NOT throw her back!
That’n is goin’ on the wall!
Makes sense. She’ll probably dry up on dry land.
A selkie would be grateful.
She was just tuna much for him to handle.
That’s odd; in most of the stories about mermaids, the sailors who find them are immediately hooked.
He better hurry … I hear Sirens …!!!
Catch and release.
Catchy!
lent is over, he’s done with Fish Fridays. He’s got an udder date with a cowgirl.
he was looking for more of a mercook than a mermaid…
I thought the expression was “Throwback Thursday.”
C about 1 month ago
AKA Ditch the evil green mermaid day
Digital Frog about 1 month ago
That was because she catfished him. She’s actually a 35 yr old manatee from Tallahassee…
Sue Ellen about 1 month ago
At least she didn’t already trade in her voice for a pair of legs.
Doug K about 1 month ago
If you love her you have to let her go.
Imagine about 1 month ago
Catch and release. Catch and realise.
The All-Hearing Aye about 1 month ago
Had my heart set on the Catch of the Day…
The Duke about 1 month ago
Something smells a little fishy around here.
Lotus about 1 month ago
Where do mermaids get their bras?
WDDIM about 1 month ago
Daryl Hannah walking towards the Statue of Liberty. Nice…uh fish out of water story that was.
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
She wanted pre-nups.
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Not enough fish to fry, not enough woman to love.
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
On a scale of 1-10, you’re a ten in my book, but do you realize, , if I keep you, I’ll be ridiculed merciless and my wife won’t understand….besides it throwback Friday…
ploppity plopPeabody N. Sherman about 1 month ago
Just a quick swim up the Amazon.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
Do NOT throw her back!
That’n is goin’ on the wall!
ladykat about 1 month ago
Makes sense. She’ll probably dry up on dry land.
Stephen Gilberg about 1 month ago
A selkie would be grateful.
Brilliant_Birdie about 1 month ago
She was just tuna much for him to handle.
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
That’s odd; in most of the stories about mermaids, the sailors who find them are immediately hooked.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
He better hurry … I hear Sirens …!!!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago
Catch and release.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 month ago
Catchy!
dbrucepm about 1 month ago
lent is over, he’s done with Fish Fridays. He’s got an udder date with a cowgirl.
gopher gofer about 1 month ago
he was looking for more of a mercook than a mermaid…
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
I thought the expression was “Throwback Thursday.”