Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for March 29, 2024

“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child.” — King Lear

At least he didn’t write Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning

Maybe he should cancel his subscription to the Sharper Image catalog.

I guess he didnt steal that one from the Bottoms brothers

Philistines

“It’s called a ‘placeholder’ and it’s a first draft. You told me you were an experienced editor.”