Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 14, 2024

They do have heavy eyebrowsers.

That and falling into holes because they don’t watch where they’re walking. Maybe that’s why it’s in a hole in the ground. And doesn’t even realise it.

It should probably be taking a selfie.

I’ve always believed they were landmarks to indicate that this was the place to sail towards.

The Moai were worshipped as gods, so underground, he’s probably seated on his throne. Just like a modern human does, when he checks his phone while he’s sitting on the throne.

Aha. Just what the ancient astronut theorists had always suspected!

Sad.

Given that there are unfinished and damaged Moai in a nearby quarry, and given that Thor Heyerdahl was given a demonstration way back in the 1950s of exactly how they were moved, I’d say that the alien “theory” was complete nonsense.

Some say a lot of stupid things.

I figured they’d be wearing special glasses to watch the eclipse

Maybe, but far more entertaining…

I wonder if they were illegal aliens?

They found the farthest place from everyone else & built statues with their backs to the sea. That seems like a clear message.

Great art work!

Kahuna!

Moai were used in the logo of my favourite anime studio from the 1980s. Sadly that studio, and its aren’t, are no longer producing or distributing anime. Snff

Wait a minute, every Moai has a Moue. Coincidence? I think not!

Sad, but true, as Metallica would say.

Absolutely correct!

Physical therapists say they get so many people with “tech neck”, especially teens!

Profound … :\

Good one…

Those rocks rocked. (Youtube “Moai Statues Walking”).