B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 18, 2024

Mad skills to pay the bills.

He’ll be mighty thor if he tries that once too often

And weirdly placed….

New Nick name " Shish-ka-Bob"

Avoid appendix carry.

Is Thor an ancestor of Rodney from Wizard of ID? Or is it all in my mind?

Not a nuclear tipped spear

It would have been even more impressive if he had caught something with that toss.

:-D I am with Curls on this one snicker

Hope he doesn’t try that in the front… =:0

I got a spear in my pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling…

“Is that a spear in your loin cloth or are you just happy to see me”?

Nothing like a good, “Foonk”, to make a guy feel impressive.

Early experimental vasectomy techniques

I wonder how many tries it took for him to perfect that (and how many times he stabbed himself while perfecting it…)

Origin story of Thor’s returning hammer in Norse mythology.

His holster was previously known as a jock strap.

Ok everybody, I get the point! ;-}

Is his name Thor??

Just last Friday his name was B.C.

I can hear the announcer saying, “Don’t try this at home. Spear tossing and catching is dangerous and could result in injury or worse. Leave it to the professionals.”

Impressive? Looks like he’s got a stick up his…backside.

That feat reminds me of our band major in high school. He would hold onto a large pointed kind of spear like baton as he led the band down the football field. One night he lost control of the baton, threw it up into the sky and it came down and stuck in the ground. He calmly marched out to the baton, picked it up and proceeded to march with it in perfect tempo. The crowd went wild. He was a hit. We dared him to to it again.

Yes, it was.

How did he do that???sign him up for the circus!

Great. Now let’s see you actually hunt something.

I’m Thor every morning – arthritis!

And while practicing that move he became the first man to be circumcised.

Gotta like it. Impressive

Thor better not try it again…LOL

Thor is now ready to join the knights of ID. Give or take a few thousand years and a fourth wall.

Reminder: Must squeeze cheeks to hold in place.

“I am Thor, and I too wish to go to Norway”.

His other name is Nimrod, see the tower of Babel, Genesis 10, 8-12

Sidearms of the old days…

Doesn’t the USMC Silent Drill Platoon perform something similar?

This comic takes the cake with the best replies.

its a pain in the a$$ when it comes down the wrong way

If he not careful he’ll be Thorina!