April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
Terminal “atrocity”.
Don’t admit to everything.
And, okay, maybe I like to go through that abandoned minefield…next to the target range…petting a poisonous snake…while playing Russian Roulette…
What’s wrong with that?
Say three Hail Marys….
I’ve got a doctor’s appointment next week……I’ll be saying the same thing. Fortunately, not for a wheel chair…..I get around on two feet just fine.
That’s right, admit everything.
he does sprints to the fridge…
Okay! … I’ll dial back on the cigars, but that’s it!
… and maybe I’ll eat a little less, too! … but that’s it!
… alright, I’ll cut back the drinkin’ too… but that’s it!
Can’t I just get an aspirin or sump’n!?
And a second opinion is you’re no sleeping beauty.
Baldwin’s offering is the last one in my daily breakfast diet of humor. Always a “ like” to send me into the day.!
Ya think?
The nurse looks she does the same thing.
Hospital Emissions is on the next floor. Take this cup.
I like fries and my fryer oil is steak fat.
yes…we can see that…
Why is the nurse telling me all that?
And when they do your bloodwork, she admits they make a lot of Type-Os.
And we all pay higher insurance premiums because of your undisciplined gluttonous lifestyle.
But he has learned to be more patient.
what I meant to say was, I might have done them but I didn’t mean to… Its a witch hunt hospital anyway…
I admit, I don’t wanna be here.
Where do I get a number for th’ DEQ exhaust-check drive through?
Didn’t you read the sign? It’s the hospital that admits to things. (Or is that two things?)
“Sir, please. Just give me your date of birth.”
SHAKEDOWNCITY 25 days ago
Terminal “atrocity”.
Imagine 25 days ago
Don’t admit to everything.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 25 days ago
And, okay, maybe I like to go through that abandoned minefield…next to the target range…petting a poisonous snake…while playing Russian Roulette…
What’s wrong with that?
Farside99 25 days ago
Say three Hail Marys….
Egrayjames 25 days ago
I’ve got a doctor’s appointment next week……I’ll be saying the same thing. Fortunately, not for a wheel chair…..I get around on two feet just fine.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 25 days ago
That’s right, admit everything.
pat sandy creator 25 days ago
he does sprints to the fridge…
Dobie Premium Member 25 days ago
Okay! … I’ll dial back on the cigars, but that’s it!
… and maybe I’ll eat a little less, too! … but that’s it!
… alright, I’ll cut back the drinkin’ too… but that’s it!
Can’t I just get an aspirin or sump’n!?
wirepunchr 25 days ago
And a second opinion is you’re no sleeping beauty.
purepaul 25 days ago
Baldwin’s offering is the last one in my daily breakfast diet of humor. Always a “ like” to send me into the day.!
Hoosier Poet 25 days ago
Ya think?
ladykat 25 days ago
The nurse looks she does the same thing.
FassEddie 25 days ago
Hospital Emissions is on the next floor. Take this cup.
PoodleGroomer 25 days ago
I like fries and my fryer oil is steak fat.
wildlandwaters 25 days ago
yes…we can see that…
ncorgbl 25 days ago
Why is the nurse telling me all that?
davewhamond creator 25 days ago
And when they do your bloodwork, she admits they make a lot of Type-Os.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 25 days ago
And we all pay higher insurance premiums because of your undisciplined gluttonous lifestyle.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 25 days ago
But he has learned to be more patient.
Slowly, he turned... 24 days ago
what I meant to say was, I might have done them but I didn’t mean to… Its a witch hunt hospital anyway…
Buoy 24 days ago
I admit, I don’t wanna be here.
931st UAP Recon Squadron • "They Honk-Guano Tonks" 24 days ago
Where do I get a number for th’ DEQ exhaust-check drive through?
gammaguy 23 days ago
Didn’t you read the sign? It’s the hospital that admits to things. (Or is that two things?)
mistercatworks 23 days ago
“Sir, please. Just give me your date of birth.”