Here are some actual quotes from Employee Performance Reviews
1) His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity (2) Since my last report, he has hit rock bottom and has started to dig (3) When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there (4) She sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to achieve them (5) This employee is depriving some village of an idiot (6) A room temperature IQ (7) Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together (8) A gross ignoramus – 144 times worse than a standard ignoramus (9) Donated his brain to science while he was still using it (10) He has 2 brains. One is lost and the other is out looking for it (11) He is so dense, light bends around him (12) If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate (13) If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week (14) If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change (15) If you stand close to him, you can hear the ocean
Worse part of performance reviews was that for a few, it was hard to find something good to balance the disappointing parts. Initially found the 10% percent took 90% until I wised up and limited the hand holding effort. Told one if he wanted more support put more effort into career than golf.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 26 days ago
The “sauce” that leaves no “blot” on your record.
rekam Premium Member 26 days ago
Loved a printed review once. Secretary had made a great typo. She and I got a laugh. Instead of co-workers, she’d put co-makers.
Egrayjames 26 days ago
Rumor has it Andy then quit that career, changed his name to Mike, and started a daily comic.
pat sandy creator 26 days ago
‘performance appraisal wear’! Lol!
Dobie Premium Member 26 days ago
… with boot-proof extra padding in the seat!
Ivan the Terrible 26 days ago
I’ll buy one gross and send them to Biden.
wirepunchr 26 days ago
Ivan^^ take it to the political cartoons.
luca.debus creator 26 days ago
One one door closes, another one opens (hopefully not to a flurry of tomatoes…)!
MRC112 26 days ago
Here are some actual quotes from Employee Performance Reviews
1) His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity (2) Since my last report, he has hit rock bottom and has started to dig (3) When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there (4) She sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to achieve them (5) This employee is depriving some village of an idiot (6) A room temperature IQ (7) Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together (8) A gross ignoramus – 144 times worse than a standard ignoramus (9) Donated his brain to science while he was still using it (10) He has 2 brains. One is lost and the other is out looking for it (11) He is so dense, light bends around him (12) If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate (13) If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week (14) If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change (15) If you stand close to him, you can hear the ocean
Norris66 25 days ago
On the other hand, he was a prime candidate, for a position with Heinz.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 25 days ago
There’s a certain a Roma about him.
davewhamond creator 25 days ago
You say rotten tomato proof performance appraisal wear, I say say rotten to-mah-to proof performance appraisal wear.
purepaul 25 days ago
Worse part of performance reviews was that for a few, it was hard to find something good to balance the disappointing parts. Initially found the 10% percent took 90% until I wised up and limited the hand holding effort. Told one if he wanted more support put more effort into career than golf.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 25 days ago
It won’t be your garden-variety apparel.
The Tooninator creator 25 days ago
Learn from your experience. Thats a great life lesson
Buoy 25 days ago
A teflon suit could come in handy.
cuzinron47 25 days ago
Most people prefer a good rotten tomato review.
Chris Sherlock 25 days ago
I’m guessing the review didn’t go well for Andy.