April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
“Ears” to discombobulation.
The new Wonder Brush. The first brush that can clean your teeth and remove ear wax!
But in his case, it was never going to help.
He’s going to need a new toothbrush after that.
And did you use “mental” floss?
Is he a member of Congress?
And no blood. I’m impressed.
All multitasking ever guarantees is that nothing ever gets done
don’t text and brush…
You’re not done until you’ve cleaned out the ol’ brain bucket!
Getting dressed and getting coffee is the only must-tasking I do in the morning…..and some times I don’t even bother with the first.
Too many political ads
I tell people at work that if you ask me a question before I’ve had my first cup of coffee in the morning, you get what you’re given. No promises it’ll be right.
He’s brushing his teeth with the cream.
I can barely make my morning coffee before I’ve had my morning coffee.
Well, I’m not sure about his teeth, but at least his ears will be clean.
Just what I need to see just before breakfast. Nearly threw-up!
at least his brain is clean… as well as his ears. :J
Multi-taskers should always have a broom to clean up the mess.
Anyway, multitasking never works.
No more dirty thoughts this morning.
Actually, that’s a very efficient way to clean your ears!
Mental Floss works a lot easier!
Nothing like earwax on a toothbrush to start the day off right
And you shouldn’t operate heavy machinery before coffee.
Ha! Don’t forget to use mental floss (my favorite B. Kliban cartoon) !
Aural-B.
I told my mother-in-law a joke and she told me to do exactly this.
Looking at his shrunken head, he must have used Preparation H instead of toothpaste.
“Sorry, can’t hear you, anymore.”
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 2 months ago
“Ears” to discombobulation.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 2 months ago
The new Wonder Brush. The first brush that can clean your teeth and remove ear wax!
Imagine about 2 months ago
But in his case, it was never going to help.
Crumb creator about 2 months ago
He’s going to need a new toothbrush after that.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago
And did you use “mental” floss?
gammaguy about 2 months ago
Is he a member of Congress?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 months ago
And no blood. I’m impressed.
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
All multitasking ever guarantees is that nothing ever gets done
pat sandy creator about 2 months ago
don’t text and brush…
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
You’re not done until you’ve cleaned out the ol’ brain bucket!
Egrayjames about 2 months ago
Getting dressed and getting coffee is the only must-tasking I do in the morning…..and some times I don’t even bother with the first.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago
Too many political ads
MRC112 about 2 months ago
I tell people at work that if you ask me a question before I’ve had my first cup of coffee in the morning, you get what you’re given. No promises it’ll be right.
nancyb creator about 2 months ago
He’s brushing his teeth with the cream.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 2 months ago
I can barely make my morning coffee before I’ve had my morning coffee.
ladykat about 2 months ago
Well, I’m not sure about his teeth, but at least his ears will be clean.
Ivan the Terrible about 2 months ago
Just what I need to see just before breakfast. Nearly threw-up!
Chris about 2 months ago
at least his brain is clean… as well as his ears. :J
ira.crank about 2 months ago
Multi-taskers should always have a broom to clean up the mess.
purepaul about 2 months ago
Anyway, multitasking never works.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
No more dirty thoughts this morning.
luca.debus creator about 2 months ago
Actually, that’s a very efficient way to clean your ears!
tee929 about 2 months ago
Mental Floss works a lot easier!
The Tooninator creator about 2 months ago
Nothing like earwax on a toothbrush to start the day off right
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
And you shouldn’t operate heavy machinery before coffee.
davewhamond creator about 2 months ago
Ha! Don’t forget to use mental floss (my favorite B. Kliban cartoon) !
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Aural-B.
coltish1. about 2 months ago
I told my mother-in-law a joke and she told me to do exactly this.
cactusbob333 about 2 months ago
Looking at his shrunken head, he must have used Preparation H instead of toothpaste.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
“Sorry, can’t hear you, anymore.”