Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 11, 2024

“Clod” Nine.

It’s an americannot.

Shrinkflation, as a certain politician calls it?

“Here, lemme cut out the closed end of that container. Now it’s a bottomless cup of coffee.”

… I’ll show you endless.

“Let there be light roast coffee!”

My Nuclear Coffee can self replicate, and I think it’s semi sentient

God knows how or why

We had less to work with.

let the smiting begin

He’s Old testament God before he’s had his coffee.

It’s “endless” because it’s so bad that nobody will drink any of it.

Or is that a Moebius cup?

“Aren’t you God? You should be able to do better so why don’t you?

Goodbye

Geez! It`s the number of refills not the size of the cup. Aren`t you supposed to be all knowing?

“I’m gonna get to the bottom of this!”

We don’t have coffee cups in your size.