Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 11, 2024

Or anti-matter ray gun disintegrators, like THIS ONE!!

As Biden would say, Undocumented Immigrants?

Yellow shoulder shields are so yesterday.

Bruster, why mess around? Just use the ray gun and vaporize their heads off. They won’t think any less of you anyway.

Passive aggression: the ultimate stealth weapon.

Ask them if they signed the visitor log. Peaceful visitors will sign in, and provide a telephone number and email address… Which Dr. Mel will sell to telemarketers.

Trust but verify.

the ray gun matches the aliens’ uniforms perfectly!

I imagine that peaceful visitors would have called first.

No, that’s MaGaT.

3 aliens, and all red shirts. Doesn’t look good for them!

“Don’t worry about us. We’ll just sit here in this hole and wait to die, so we don’t bother anybody…” – Jewish Mother Guilting Aliens…

Ah Newcomers!!!

Wristbands. No admission without a wristband. You need to get back in line.

Must be from the Mothership.

Yes, they could well be asylum seekers as intergalactic law provides.

Well you didn’t file for a visa so we naturally assume your intent wasn’t friendly.

I’ve grown up seeing a lot of scifi. Has there ever been a passive aggressive alien I asked myself. Okay, the 2nd one I considered was the facehugger plants at the beginning of Alien, the 3rd is Dr Who, the 1st guilting mother Mork from Ork.

Shoot a few just in case.

Really, tho, if you have approval to visit the ship, you should have an escort at all times.

We outvote you. You are the alien, and this is a residence, not a station.

As Mr Spock would put it,"Cowboy diplomacy "