Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 18, 2024

I’ll take a slice à la mode.

But I don’t want to regain the weight I’ve lost, Aunty.

Not only the harder you are, but the less desirable as well.

Go for the pie… the cake is a lie.

May you be right. Being kidnapped is no joke. {shudder}

You’re probably right, Aunty unless the victim is rich and someone will pay the ransom to get them back. So they have to be loved by someone as well.

Some people must fear kidnapping a lot more than others.

Kidnapping? Any old drunken broad like Aunty is no kid for napping. If she was kidnapped, the gang would pay the family to take her back.

Oh, Auntie! I am currently 30% heavier than I’ve ever been in my life! Gone from an average of 97 pounds to 136! started with the lockdown, and the fact that my living room is WAY too close to my kitchen! nice to know I’m less likely to be kidnapped!

Aunty, lest you forget, the mob controls the construction industry, they have the crane they need to kidnap you.

Excellent point…..never thought of that‼️

Good advice, Auntie!

Whole thing reminds me of the story about the guy who was pulled over for doing 100 in a 65 zone. Cop asked him why he was speeding like that. Guy says, “My ex ran off with a cop last week, and I thought you were bringing her back.”

I like her thinking!

I’ll take my chances.

I see you’re drinking that expensive wine, that actually has a cork in it.

Just fill your pockets full of horseshoes!!!!!

Unless they decide to leave you, but not as a witness. (It’s just a joke; no hating please!)

Wise words, Aunty. I’ve always liked this one.

Happy to say that I did have a big piece of chocolate cake tonight, too!