Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 13, 2024

AND, they’re 50 different shades of grey!

Oddly, as a gift rocks don’t rock.

Diamonds usually do the trick. They are the sign of true love. The woman’s love for herself and things.

Their life together is off to a rocky start.

One time there were 51 different kinds of rocks.

Rock candy?

So life is like a box of…rocks?

Hey, he took the time to find different rocks and put them in a box. Most girls just got a slab of meat.

Think someone is going to have 50 lumps on their head.

and they are all shades of grey.

She will be sure to make it worse than stepping on Legos in the morning. ‘cause, Legos haven’t been invented yet. And glowing embers just don’t last very long on the cave floor.

You can take these rocks and shove them…back into the pit from whence they came. ☺️☺️☺️

So what’s the mistake?

There’s not much candy in a heart shaped box of chocolates anymore. It’s all plastic filler.

Followed by the first dentist…

That’s the ‘in’ gift… it’s the stone age!

And if she doesn’t like them, she can give them to Charlie Brown for Halloween

Ha! Maybe if you polish them first?

He got stoned again.

♪ Love on the rocks/ Ain’t no big surprise ♪

It’s the thought that counts.

50 shades of gravel

that gift rocks…