Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 30, 2023

Wally has my readers?

Wow, they don’t have a flag with reading glasses on them ?

So the glasses were the next best thing, huh, Wally?

My cats like to run away with my glasses if I’m not careful. I think they see the shiny metal frames and think “cat toy”.

“Jinkies! I lost my glasses! I can’t see without them.”

So make sure you have sock decoys.

Try RFIDs.

Don’t worry Wally, I think there’s a pilfer that.

He’s got more glasses than Fred Sanford. Maybe even Mayim Bialik.