Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for November 16, 2023

Chickenfingers — so that’s where they come from!

To get laid!

The oldies station was playing “Poultry in Motion.”

Because the KFC is on this side

The Colonel would like a quick word with you!!!

Seriously. What did the road ever do to you?

“I say, I say, pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya and when you’re crossing the road.

to play chicken with oncoming traffic

Where’s Henry Chickenhawk when you need him?

And do we all meet on the other side?

Okay, now I smell chicken!

Love the ‘road’ scholar pun. Pretty smart.

Truly, an eggsistential question.

Because the “Other Side” is where the chicks are!

I’m a philosopher, but can’t find anyone who will pay me for it.

Chickens are born with adventurous dreams….to cluck or not to cluck, to cross or not to cross, that is the question!

Some of you ended up at the far side.

The chickens have come home to the rooster …!

To get an eggucation

I love puns!! Great one, Dave!

Seen a nifty sign in a book store, “I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”

Because it’s there.

My favorite “Cross The Road” joke; Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because it was the chicken’s day off!

i view this day philosophically…