Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 14, 2023

A bit raw.

What’s the price for: Black Fish, Blue Fish, Old Fish, New Fish?

I do not like green eggs and sushi. I do not like them Sammy-san!

fish one and fish two in the bowl…

could not, would not.

I will not eat them, Sam-I-Am.

Where’s Nemo on the Menu?

And Horton heard a Who…

… giving’ the Grinch a beat down!

OISHI

I used to like Sushi and the Banshees back in the day.

Sad fish, mad fish

One time I had $9.

The Cat in the Chef’s Hat

Good thing the ol’ doc isn’t here to see this! Lol! (then again, maybe he’d get a kick out of it!)

If you knew sushi, like I knew sushi……….

Oh, The Plates You’ll Go!!

Secret special. Keep it under your hat.

That went down funny!

Yellowtail is my favorite. Sashimi!!!!

I do not like them Sam I Am.

The best kind of sushi/suess-shi ever. The only one that is palatable.

Always seemed to me that, instead of “Apologies to …” it should be something more like “In homage to …”

Looks more like sashimi to me. “Sushi” literally means “sour rice”.

Hello, Wanda

Not fair! You made me laugh. I’m sitting here giggling. How childish.

Oh? That’s your job? Okay. Thanks.

Haha! This reminds me of these old Jewish men who have created a t-shirt company protesting rotisserie chicken prices. It’s admittedly a mental reach. But there it is.

Without the rice, it’s more like Seuss-shimi.