Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 22, 2002
Transcript:
Husband: Wow, it's like we're on a real date. Only instead of lying to our parents about how early we're going to come home, we're lying to ourselves about how late we're going to stay out. Wife: Yawwwn....7:30. I'm bushed. Let's head back. Husband: You got it. The older you get, the earlier the party's over.