Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 12, 2023

If they eat enough, the halflings will become two-thirdlings.

That’s called “Lunch”.

Poncho takes the mooching to middle earth, he is a regular “Dog-ter Who!”

Looks like the ale gets started at third breakfast

Did I miss something?

Growing up on the farm, my dad (in particular) would have breakfast early (perhaps after doing a few chores – like milking the cows), do some work, take a break and have what he/we called lunch around 9 or 10 o’clock, do some more work, have dinner around noon, back to work, lunch again around 3 o’clock, work some more, and supper around 5:30 or six o’clock.

each ale has as much protein as a pork chop, why cook ? HYDRAULIC PORK CHOPS !!

Truly brilliant. Who knew Poncho was a proud member of the Took clan. …or maybe a Bulger. Definitely not a Proudfoot.

And then Elevenses…

Let’s not make a Hobbit of it though.

Yeah, but it is a “dog’s breakfast”

I’m in.

The Hobbit came out 30 years earlier

Sooooooooooo. That’s where it came from. Apparently J.R.R. Tolkien had a dog!