FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 14, 2023

Ho Ho Ho, is the season for a new school year

I didn’t get the hots for any of the guys in my high school. Either I was a late bloomer, or their odious personalities got in the way of developing feelings for them.

As long as it’s only a wish-list and not bedpost notches…

When the woman who married Roger says you need to be more selective, well, that’s something

“Meed?”

I doubt I ever made any of those lists. Sigh……..

I didn’t realize until the last panel that Paige wasn’t talking to her mother!

Love: A Numbers Game

You only need to catch one.

I had a friend in H S who wrote the names of her crushes on a post in her barn. I know this, only because she told me I made the post, 50 years after we graduated.

I only had 2 crushes during my whole junior high through senior high and they were brothers and I was good friends with the first one but when he found out how I felt he gave me the “friends only” speech and later his brother never found out I liked him.