May 14, 2024
We KNOW that she says Garfield never listens to her.
Garfield obviously didn’t listen to Arlene
You’ve just proven Arlene’s point, Garfield.
What?
Now, Garfirld, let’s think about this for a ………OOPS. Sorry. I forgot. You are a cat.
But do you know?
I hear you, I just don’t pay attention to what you’re saying.
Joke on the internet “Men wish women came with an instruction manual, but then when do men read instruction manuals?”……
Oh Garfield, she KNOWS you don’t listen to her
I hope a cutie like Arlene will have a few other fellas to greet her at the fence. Some who actually pay attention to her.
Very perceptive my dear Garfield.
Nice going, Garfield!
It’s what she says, Garfield.
Unless pizza is involved.
All Garfield probably thinks about is food when Arlene and he are on a date.
My hearing aid supplier has that saying in his office!
I did not hear anything?
What about if Arlene is talking about food? That would get Garfield to listen to her.
Arlene: Lasagnagarfield jumps up from his sleep
and that’s the moment a fight starts, generally.
(imagines different versions of the dialogue of this cartoon)
ARLENE, YOU SAID I NEVER LISTEN TO YOU
AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT I THINK YOU SAID
We often see Arlene on a Friday. That must be Garfield’s date night.
Yeah, I wasn’t listening. Let’s roll with that.
I recently told my lady that I only pay attention when it was important. Didn’t go over too well.
Arlene only hangs around with Garfield for a joke.
Arlene there is no hope with this fatso. Look elsewhere. But then, we see Jon and Liz and feel nopes, keep up these cute relationship.
Sound like a conversation I had with my wife.
Garfield you might as well have stepped on take a la Sideshow Bob.
This one is kinda meta since they can’t talk.
codycab 11 months ago
We KNOW that she says Garfield never listens to her.
Clarence 11 months ago
Garfield obviously didn’t listen to Arlene
BJ40 11 months ago
You’ve just proven Arlene’s point, Garfield.
MichaelAxelFleming 11 months ago
What?
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
Now, Garfirld, let’s think about this for a ………OOPS. Sorry. I forgot. You are a cat.
jasonsnakelover 11 months ago
But do you know?
Blu Bunny 11 months ago
I hear you, I just don’t pay attention to what you’re saying.
DaveG1960 11 months ago
Joke on the internet “Men wish women came with an instruction manual, but then when do men read instruction manuals?”……
edmund_graham 11 months ago
Oh Garfield, she KNOWS you don’t listen to her
preacherman 11 months ago
I hope a cutie like Arlene will have a few other fellas to greet her at the fence. Some who actually pay attention to her.
2AndFour 11 months ago
Very perceptive my dear Garfield.
jagedlo 11 months ago
Nice going, Garfield!
ladykat 11 months ago
It’s what she says, Garfield.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 11 months ago
Unless pizza is involved.
TheLordIsHolyForever 11 months ago
All Garfield probably thinks about is food when Arlene and he are on a date.
Nala the Great 11 months ago
My hearing aid supplier has that saying in his office!
blakerl 11 months ago
I did not hear anything?
CaveCat87 11 months ago
What about if Arlene is talking about food? That would get Garfield to listen to her.
geese28 11 months ago
Arlene: Lasagnagarfield jumps up from his sleep
karmakat01 11 months ago
and that’s the moment a fight starts, generally.
Mario500 11 months ago
(imagines different versions of the dialogue of this cartoon)
ARLENE, YOU SAID I NEVER LISTEN TO YOU
AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT I THINK YOU SAID
Calvinist1966 11 months ago
We often see Arlene on a Friday. That must be Garfield’s date night.
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
Yeah, I wasn’t listening. Let’s roll with that.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
I recently told my lady that I only pay attention when it was important. Didn’t go over too well.
JLChi 11 months ago
Arlene only hangs around with Garfield for a joke.
hagarthehorrible 11 months ago
Arlene there is no hope with this fatso. Look elsewhere. But then, we see Jon and Liz and feel nopes, keep up these cute relationship.
EXCALABUR 11 months ago
Sound like a conversation I had with my wife.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
Garfield you might as well have stepped on take a la Sideshow Bob.
SpongebobPatrickBackwards 11 months ago
This one is kinda meta since they can’t talk.