Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 19, 1997

Transcript:

Andrea: On the count of three, we will all attempt to walk out of the house without a purse! Cathy: No purse? Charlene: What if I need my contact stuff? Maureen: What if I need my tire repair kit? Andrea: Let's review..why is it men can go anywhere with this, and we require that?? Cathy: What if I need my water bottle? Andrea: We're the most highly evolved generation of women in history..and we're hauling backpacks as though we're nomads prepared to set up homesteads at any stop! Put down your backpacks, women! Wave your arms! Feel the freedom! Feel how men experience life! Nothing digging into your shoulders! No screaming pain across your back! No aura of to-do lists wafting up from the zippered pouch and weighing you down! Slide a tiny wallet in your back pocket and march out that door! Cathy: Makes one side of your rear look bigger. Andrea: I give up. Maureen: What's the point of being free if I don't have an address book with me so I can write notes to everyone about it?