Yea you stink.
Get sure the policeperson is not a woman, first
Why does he have a Playboy Bunny on his uniform???
That’s olfactory harassment!
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
What’s with men and their overpowering cologne that wafts 50 yards across a grocery store parking lot?
I can’t help but notice how the guy’s arms are way skinner than his fingers.
He’s a pickpocket and his fingers get more exercise?
I don’t think complimenting your cologne will do me any good…
Sniff- sniff – is that coffee scented?
Is that Krispy Kreme assorted?
Now back that sweet thang up…
………..or unless you’re a liberal communist democrat.
Hey there, come on now officer, not so close the least you can do is wait until I get into my cell.
Flattery will get you everywhere. I found out “Get Out of Jail Free” cards don’t work here! :)
Oh, is that cologne, I thought you had an accident in your shorts.
The long ARoMa of the law.
“Now, tell me what you thought of my poem?” (HHGtG, Vogon captain)
“Come over to my place?” “All right.”
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allen@home about 1 year ago
Yea you stink.
ObiJoan about 1 year ago
Get sure the policeperson is not a woman, first
kgs about 1 year ago
Why does he have a Playboy Bunny on his uniform???
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
That’s olfactory harassment!
walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Little Caesar about 1 year ago
What’s with men and their overpowering cologne that wafts 50 yards across a grocery store parking lot?
Captain Bars about 1 year ago
I can’t help but notice how the guy’s arms are way skinner than his fingers.
flemmingo about 1 year ago
He’s a pickpocket and his fingers get more exercise?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
I don’t think complimenting your cologne will do me any good…
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sniff- sniff – is that coffee scented?
Tired about 1 year ago
Is that Krispy Kreme assorted?
jscarff57 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Now back that sweet thang up…
hooglah about 1 year ago
………..or unless you’re a liberal communist democrat.
basspro about 1 year ago
Hey there, come on now officer, not so close the least you can do is wait until I get into my cell.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
Flattery will get you everywhere. I found out “Get Out of Jail Free” cards don’t work here! :)
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Oh, is that cologne, I thought you had an accident in your shorts.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
The long ARoMa of the law.
A# 466 about 1 year ago
“Now, tell me what you thought of my poem?” (HHGtG, Vogon captain)
mbrahms26 about 1 year ago
“Come over to my place?” “All right.”