Prickly City by Scott Stantis for March 23, 2023

How can you tell the difference? One has alligators biting people in their homes, Burmese pythons everywhere, hurricanes running amok, red tide killing fish and ruining beaches on one side while vast seas of kelp come ashore and do the other on the opposite side. Oh, and houses the worst, most corrupt president in US history.

And the other one is Russia.

Any red state.

We got some good s—t going on in FL. Did you see Gov InSanest’s latest proclaimation? Who is worse? orange or ronny?

Nice to see some recognition of reality, Scott.

Forgot the torchlight parades.

New slogan: ‘Florida is the new Russia’?

If it’s such a hellhole why are so many people moving there?

DeSantis is protecting schoolchildren , preventing decadent and perverted grooming . Stopping the surgical mutilation of young children , and ensuring accurate historical schooling . The left hates him , and conservatives laud him for his vision and leadership .

quite the mis-characterization but anything to the contrary would have been a pleasant surprise.

Bugs Bunny had the right idea, for sure.

(Semi joking; my brother and my nieces are in Florida though they’re definitely not DeSantis voters)

Vote Republican. Shoot yourself in the foot! Or, you could just move to Florida.

I prefer my children not be exposed to explicit porn.

Governor Ron DeCancel.