Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 28, 2023

Why not use your wand to produce some?

As long as you don’t hord it……

What I like about gold is, it costs you money to buy it and it costs you money to sell. (fees)

I don’t get this one.

I’m not sure that Wiz should be making Henry’s imagination work so hard in the morning.

Henry’s expression says, “gold what.”

How about you invest in gold, Wiz and make Henry your watch-dragon?

Gold is not an investment. It is a hedge.

Is this an Ghanan money grab scam infomercial?

Tolkien returns.

Back to being my picky, pedantic self: we invest in things we will be using; we can only speculate in other things. Jewelers can invest in gold but can only speculate in wheat futures; bakers can invest in wheat futures but can only speculate in gold. I invest in Diet Coke.

Well, Bill Cipher does recommend it.

It’s through the roof….

Henry wants a hoard.

Henry should try understanding an annuity

I don’t see Henry as the Smaug type.

Gold is okay, I hear.

U-235 packs more punch, though.

Smaug would steal it.

And I was talking about crypto currency, money to burn…

Head tilts are mostly associated with dogs, but I have a cat who does it a lot when greeting me. And his brother is a hoarder, so together they’d make a dragon I guess?

Dragons look great in gold, silver, and jewels. Yip yip yip yip yip

Mind blown… Poor Henry.

High school diploma. 2 years at Kent State. 4 years Bible College. And also trade school with a degree in heating and air conditioning. I said all that to say this… I don’t get it.