The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for February 18, 2023

Yes, they do exist.

https://www.nola.com/news/environment/these-huge-snapping-turtles-once-flourished-in-louisiana-now-feds-propose-protections/article_cfc1a174-4197-11ec-823a-d7a7c7cb48b9.html

There are chicken fingers, but I’ve never heard of snapping chickens.

“Want a bright shiny shell, protected from sun and rain? Use Turtle Wax®! It’ll keep you looking snappy!”

Say Pops, have you always lived in a mobile home…?

They don’t need fingers. Their mouths make that snapping sound and they could gain a few fingers with it.

I thought that was just a turtle who broke under pressure.

Well Twenty-three Skidoo to you and your zoot suit, Pops.

Puns of fun here. Pops and Warren are a laugh riot….