Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 15, 2023

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    Copy-&-Paste  about 1 year ago

    Any second now a squirrel with show up and scoop up the winnings.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 1 year ago

    Suet yourself.

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    allen@home  about 1 year ago

    The red bird hit the jackpot.

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    seanfear  about 1 year ago

    Las Aves

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    Vilyehm  about 1 year ago

    Why do I now fear seeing squirrels in trench coats?

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Later, when they leave, these birds “play” craps

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    Sojourn  about 1 year ago

    that casino is for the birds LOL

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    johnjoyce  about 1 year ago

    Funny, Mark! Thanks!

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    loridobson Premium Member about 1 year ago

    They will all flock together in a free for all.

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    Znox11  about 1 year ago

    Slots are just not the same since they got rid of the handle.

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    One-armed bandits for birds? The squirrels will love them.

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    Geezer  about 1 year ago

    Skinner Boxes

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    What ever happens in Seedland stays in Seedland!

    No tweeting while playing!

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    goboboyd  about 1 year ago

    Bird feed. Try the high stakes suet room. But bring a few gold digger ‘chicks’ to fawn over you and share in your good fortune.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    The slot feeder machine

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    amaneaux  about 1 year ago

    “I’m telling you, I’ve got a system! I can make a fortune! I just need some seed money . . . "

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    stool pigeons?

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    TIMH  about 1 year ago

    Pretty much my impression the first time I went to Reno.

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    spaced man spliff  about 1 year ago

    The pit boss is a hawk.

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    franksmin  about 1 year ago

    ……..chicken feed…………..

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    MCProfessor  about 1 year ago

    This reminds me of college psychology when we learned about pigeon learning studies using Skinner boxes that sort of look like slot machines.

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