Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 10, 2023

The “eventually” for the breakup of Phobos is roughly 50 million years, according to sources found on Google.

If anyone can see this, please respond.

I’ve heard Mars has no atmosphere. Can we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?

One time I was 25 hours old.

That’s gross about Einstein’s brain. Now I morbidly wonder how many whole heads were preserved during the French Revolution!

Einstein’s brain was stolen and sliced up without his or his family’s permission. He wanted his whole body to stay together.

Has anybody ever seen any “Little Lending Libraries” scattered around the country? I think that’s what they’re called. They’re about the size of a large birdhouse, mounted on a post. People are free to take a book, as long as they leave a book. Also on the honor system, believe it or not.

Yay free books at the airport in Estonia. What’s Estonia? Well anyway, a man’s gotta make a livin’.. Ebay here I come. ~ George Santos, I wonder if that’s my real name.

Take care, may Martian vlogger and aspiring influencer Meepul “It’s Gonna Land Not Crash And It’ll Prove That Mars Is Flat” Zpfulmord be with you, and gesundheit.

I read that our moon moves 1 1/2 inches away from Earth every year.

Obviously, you mail the book back!

I’d like to visit that museum.

“Honey, how can we get rid of all these old books?” Answer: “I feel a trip to Estonia coming on.”

Hey! Anyone else looking forward to colonizing Mars?

And that’s one of the LEAST peculiar things on display at the Mutter.

Yech on the Einstein brain samples!! Ugh!!

When I’m done with books, I drop them in the library book return box

I hope Phobos crashes or explodes before we make it to Mars…

One time there were 47 slides.

Not yet, Tuco.

Entropy rules!

…& how long for our moon?

It exclaims, “It’s not you, it’s me…”