When I was a teen, my sister’s boyfriend gave me a package wrapped as a coffin – it was a tube of lipstick on top of its box. Sadly he marked it as Petey’s coffin. My budgie who died a couple of months later. Not funny.
My nephew is getting about 30kg of weights. Only after it was wrapped did I think it should be in more than one package. An inability to shift it might give some idea what it is before it’s opened.
One year my brother wanted a CB antenna for his car. The package was a bit too obvious, so I formed a circle at the top and made it look like a tennis racket.
I’m going to assume that the bowling ball has not yet been drilled, unless EB knows exactly where to drill the finger holes and exactly what size to make. I’m assuming that the blowing ball I had thirty-forty years ago will no longer fit my arthritic fingers.
With only two days left, EB didn’t have a moment to spare. Inspiration struck at the perfect time. Whether Monty will be bowled over remains to be seen.
Years ago at a work party they played the gift exchange game, where everyone bring a gift, you draw a number and get to pick a gift or ‘steal’ from previous person, but we weren’t allowed to unwrap until the end. Mine was the most stolen gift as it looked like a bottle of wine, but the guy that finally got it unwrapped a bottle of champagne bubble bath and a box of chocolates.
C over 1 year ago
He who laughs last
Frankie5466 over 1 year ago
Payback
https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2020/12/23
Lucy Rudy over 1 year ago
When I was a teen, my sister’s boyfriend gave me a package wrapped as a coffin – it was a tube of lipstick on top of its box. Sadly he marked it as Petey’s coffin. My budgie who died a couple of months later. Not funny.
Randallw over 1 year ago
My nephew is getting about 30kg of weights. Only after it was wrapped did I think it should be in more than one package. An inability to shift it might give some idea what it is before it’s opened.
pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago
My kettle bell is broken. It doesn’t ring at all.
A Common 'tator over 1 year ago
Can one really tip-toe, on wheels ?
William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago
Then, again, maybe it’s a round lump of coal with a Kettle Bell handle glued on?
jel354 over 1 year ago
EB3 is sparing Monty some suspense.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
One year my brother wanted a CB antenna for his car. The package was a bit too obvious, so I formed a circle at the top and made it look like a tennis racket.
Gina Carson over 1 year ago
There are no truth in gift wrapping laws and I exploit that to the full.
Csaw Backnforth over 1 year ago
I’m going to assume that the bowling ball has not yet been drilled, unless EB knows exactly where to drill the finger holes and exactly what size to make. I’m assuming that the blowing ball I had thirty-forty years ago will no longer fit my arthritic fingers.
James Gifford Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ha! I did that once with a vinyl LP. My sister never did figure it out.
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Monty thinks he’s so clever. . . :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
With only two days left, EB didn’t have a moment to spare. Inspiration struck at the perfect time. Whether Monty will be bowled over remains to be seen.
Digital Frog over 1 year ago
Years ago at a work party they played the gift exchange game, where everyone bring a gift, you draw a number and get to pick a gift or ‘steal’ from previous person, but we weren’t allowed to unwrap until the end. Mine was the most stolen gift as it looked like a bottle of wine, but the guy that finally got it unwrapped a bottle of champagne bubble bath and a box of chocolates.
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member over 1 year ago
All this time I thought EB3’s nose was his mouth
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Monty the mark. E.B. the grifter.
The only one here who gets my sympathy is the puny Christmas tree….