One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for March 05, 2024

I don’t recommend doing that.

Just go to the bathroom or you will soon be in torture.

I heard about a guy once who was on a long-distance bus (not a city bus), and he had to go to the bathroom real bad, but there was a long time until they got to a place where there was a restroom, so he asked the bus driver to stop so he could go behind some bushes or something. When the bus stopped, he jumped from the bus, instead of walking down the steps, because he was in such a hurry. When he landed, his bladder burst, and he had to be rushed to a hospital.

Years and years ago my little cousin had a similar experience, she didn’t make it in time. I barely got her boots off when the flood came.

Desperate times calling for desperate measures, Ruthie?

All I can say is… don’t eat yellow snow.

Tycho Brahe. Old urban legend, lately pretty much debunked.

interesting solution idea Ruthie. However, IF you are wrong, I’m not sure I’d like the direction of the flow. js

That doesn’t work.

Might as well head for the bathroom, because it’s not getting any better any other way regardless of what you do, Ruthie.

And you can spit it out????

Kidneys don’t work that way.