But if the d**n thing is in your hand while you’re watching cat videos surely you get an alert telling you a text message has arrived. It might be your girlfriend, idiot, shouldn’t you be checking out who sent the text?
OK, but you can uze it for real communication, too. That’s the best part about modern cellphones: they have so many uses. They’re halfway to being technology-powered magic wands.
Cactus-Pete over 1 year ago
Didn’t they have this conversation before?
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
then how is Sergio supposed to keep in contact with you, Baldomero?
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Next, someone is going to buy him a unicycle for Christmas.
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
But if the d**n thing is in your hand while you’re watching cat videos surely you get an alert telling you a text message has arrived. It might be your girlfriend, idiot, shouldn’t you be checking out who sent the text?
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 1 year ago
He ignores the alerts unless they’re links to a funny video.
RitaGB over 1 year ago
Who pays for the phone? Fix that problem, Dad.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s all most teens his age is text. So Baldo is full of it
SquidGamerGal over 1 year ago
Geez, just how old is Baldo’s dad?!
Linguist over 1 year ago
I can actually count on one hand the number of times someone has actually telephoned me in the past year.
Carol from CT over 1 year ago
Baldo, if that is the only thing you use it for, hand it over. You’re done.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
OK, but you can uze it for real communication, too. That’s the best part about modern cellphones: they have so many uses. They’re halfway to being technology-powered magic wands.
eced52 over 1 year ago
Not called cell phones anymore. They are portable video display devices.
Natarose over 1 year ago
When a parent calls or texts, you answer!