Garfield by Jim Davis for October 08, 2022

Pizza, lasagna, ravioli, cannolis, tiramisu, gelato. Mmm!

Garfield how have you lived so long on such an unhealthy diet?

Jon, you ought to know what Garfield likes by now.;-D

NOW THAT’S a shopping list, Jon and don’t you forget it.

Helloooo Gibbs.

some neural scramble

A snack list? Now we’re talking

Secret reset button.

Track change…

He should’ve specified that the first list was for things for himself and the rest is for Garfield and maybe Odie. I was binge watching Garfield cartoons when Transformers voice actor Frank Welker provided the voice for Garfield, and there was one episode where Garfield was going along with eating tofu to help Jon get rid of an unwanted guest. I never finished all of them and probably never will.

Loose screws are usually tightened – percussive maintenance is a short-term solution at best…

So Jon left handed eh.

Someone should do this to Jim Davis when he’s sitting down thinking up ideas for the strip:First Panel: Jim Davis: "Let’s see – Monday: a joke about food, Tuesday: a joke about food, Wednesday: a joke about food…Second Panel: SMACK!!!!Third Panel: Jim Davis: “Monday: a joke about Doc Boy, Tuesday: a joke about Jon’s parents, Wednesday: the beginning of a month-long story arc in which Jon and Garfield set out to seek the missing Lyman…”

So you’re saying he can be trained, Garfield?

I had an ex-girlfriend that believed, like Garfield, that some people have to be punched to get them to do right. And, like Garfield, she’s crazy.

Boy is Garfield in for a surprise, Jon was making a list of things not to feed Garfield.

slaps too hard and gives Jon irreversible brain damage “Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg,Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg,Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg,Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg,Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg,Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg,Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg,Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg,Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg, Egg.”

Cats have slaves

Proof if needed that cats train their humans, not the other way round

2 lists, one is Jon’s and one is Garfield’s.

Garfield knows that he is the master and Jon is the pet.

Cats are obligate carnivores: Tuna, salami, bacon, sausage …

Snap out of it!

OK now Garfield take him for a walk, he is a good boy. By the way Donuts went up by a Dollar, If this keeps up I will not be able to keep my Doughnut diet.

You were doing fine…and then you said the “R” word!

Don’t forget the lasagna. :)

Jon might need a bigger piece of paper.

I happen to like broccoli and spinach. Also, notice how Jon just keeps writing instead of erasing what he wrote down previously after Garfield smacks him.

cognitive reset — aka dope slap

Isn’t he supposed to be buying cat food?

Huh. That used to work on TV’s, too…

Jon has a longer tongue then Garfield.

Jon, where was your brain???

Jon was experiencing a breakdown so Garfield “rebooted” his system

It is so satisfying to have your cat tell you you are a good boy.

Caesar Garfield, the Jon whisperer.

talk about a Pavlovian reflex here…probably for his safety.

Cheese Doodles??

(senses meanness and ridicule in this cartoon)

Raisins are good in cookies and lots of other things….

A dog would never do that.

poor Jon trying to make a healthy grocery list and Garfield won’t let him.

You have trained your young Padawan well, Master Garfield. Good one.