Close to Home by John McPherson for March 16, 2022

another shocking development!

Be careful where you pick them up. They go off easily.

He could lose his wings and halo for that.

Besides making Thor thor.. I mean sore.

They’re no angels.

A pathetic heaven for the pathetic. Monkeys have such limited imaginations.

Good things those are Ace, and not Acme.

Hey Bleeb, how’d you get up there? Don’t tell me something happened to you little buddy.

So… they’re playing a “lightning round”… I guess?

Better not do it Kevin. You’ve already lost your halo.

Didn’t the jerk husband get punished by marrying the ex-wife? There’s a reason the wife is an “ex”.

Aim for the antenna on his house and car. That’ll really make his blood boil

Cupid finds a new gig

Did “Acme Lightning Bolts” go out of business?

should have been Acme

Keven doesn’t have a halo? Has he been sinful?

As long as they aren’t Acme.

Naa. She’ll figure it out. Let’s pick up some chicks…..

He’s gonna be Thor

Bleeb’s stuck! The nice lady will help him out. Oh no. Up the skirt again!! :)

This might explain some of the things in my life.

Bleeb seems to see an old friend.

Gee, just like in “Fantasia!”

We are two wild and crazy guys!

Bleeb’s on Cloud 9.

Zeus won’t be happy!

This sort of thing happens all the time in heaven…