People always say nothing when they really want the best. Hear it all the time in the funeral home. People say they want nothing and that their kids will handle it when they die, so direct cremations are pushing 75%. You got what you asked for….NOTHING!
I did all my shopping fairly early, concerned about shortages and shipping times, but with one exception got everything as quickly as usual. go figure.
The whole set-up is spoiled by the single word “yet,” which fixes it in time, obviously this year. He should just have asked “Have you done your Christmas shopping?”
stairsteppublishing over 2 years ago
My husband asked me last night what I wanted for Christmas. I told him, “You, I don’t need anything else”.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
How long ago, Earl, was a long time ago? Last year?
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
Similar to Homer Simpson’s answer when asked if he’d filed his income taxes yet:. “I filed my taxes last year.”
C over 2 years ago
What do you mean it’s every year?
cmerb over 2 years ago
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Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
I hope my parents have done their Christmas shopping!
cdward over 2 years ago
Pfft, it’s only the 20th. Why rush?
Pedmar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Why so many reruns lately? I hope Crane is okay.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Yeah, Earl…it’s an annual guessing game ritual…
juicebruce over 2 years ago
Tis not Christmas Eve …. Yet !
hugholive over 2 years ago
Having been married 68 plus years we are happy to have each other at Christmas.
SNVBD over 2 years ago
Give a present to the earth this year: buy less stuff. Plant a tree instead.
ANIMAL over 2 years ago
I’m sure OPAL takes care of all that (except HER gift)
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Just like most men….wait til the last minute….BOO HISS
brick10 over 2 years ago
What? I have all week!
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 2 years ago
People always say nothing when they really want the best. Hear it all the time in the funeral home. People say they want nothing and that their kids will handle it when they die, so direct cremations are pushing 75%. You got what you asked for….NOTHING!
Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago
Earl’s first answer just shows how much regard he has for Christmas shopping as a whole. Way to go!
Watchdog over 2 years ago
Lot of that going around with Brandonflation
David Huie Green PrepareBeforeOrRegretLater over 2 years ago
It’s a long way to Friday.
kab2rb over 2 years ago
We are almost done with us. We have a mall west side plenty of parking not very busy.
KEA over 2 years ago
I did all my shopping fairly early, concerned about shortages and shipping times, but with one exception got everything as quickly as usual. go figure.
Mayor Snorkum over 2 years ago
The whole set-up is spoiled by the single word “yet,” which fixes it in time, obviously this year. He should just have asked “Have you done your Christmas shopping?”
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
But….but…..everything goes on sale the day after Christmas! I can get more stuff for cheaper if I wait!
gregorylkruse Premium Member over 2 years ago
No, he meant yes.