Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 29, 2021

Small panel: It’s tampering with “ossified” information. Large panel: A “sporting” proposition.

A Texan’s response “I’ll take two, one for each foot.”

Beware of the spare tire, ma’am.

Does it come in pink?

I can’t believe no one’s made a “Doggie Howser, M.D.” reference yet

As a watch dog, he could also keep track of the time.

Even cars need to fit.

Panel 2: “This one’s a little snug across the shoulders. Do you have it in ‘large’?”

Where are the lights and buzzers for the Operation game?

The small panel is more than slightly disturbing.

If you’re wearing a car you’re not doing it right.