Yes, but have you heard not only “Forewarned is fore-armed” but “Fore-armed is half of an octopus” (but not a spider as they would be four-legged". This was an idea I first thought of when I was about 10.
An alien crashed into a farm. The old farmer help by repairing the saucer, the wife bandaged and fed the alien. With the saucer repaired the alien cured a few sick animals on the farm, helping the farmer and he gave the wife a gift. The alien took off, the wife was screaming in the kitchen, the farmer runs in and she has four arms, she was always complaining about not having enough hands to do everything.
“Actually, it’s pane – ‘P-A-N-E’ and four – ‘F-O-U-R’."
“I have some pieces of of window glass embedded near the bones in all four of my arms. And not my forearms, but in my upper arms (It wasn’t funny, but it was humerus.)”
This is so true… Doctors never seem to lift their heads from the computer screen anymore. They only look at the test results and send you to yet another specialist. Even on my yearly physical, I have to ask him to listen to my heart, otherwise I would have not even removed any clothing.
KA7DRE Premium Member about 3 years ago
No, it’s supposed to read “Four” arms.
RAGs about 3 years ago
Someone told him about something in advance, since “forewarned is fore armed.”
Vilyehm about 3 years ago
He once caught two fish this big….
momofalex7 about 3 years ago
Four, not fore.
wiatr about 3 years ago
Is she in for a surprise!
Superfrog about 3 years ago
He has fourtitude.
Qiset about 3 years ago
Dang auto-correct.
john.niegowski about 3 years ago
Yes, but have you heard not only “Forewarned is fore-armed” but “Fore-armed is half of an octopus” (but not a spider as they would be four-legged". This was an idea I first thought of when I was about 10.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
“I’m going out on a limb just by coming here, Doc.”
David Henderson about 3 years ago
Dropping clipboard and running out screaming in 4,3,2,1.
Gent about 3 years ago
Scheduled for the next Ripley’s Believe it or Not.
joe piglet Premium Member about 3 years ago
An old comic I used to have.
An alien crashed into a farm. The old farmer help by repairing the saucer, the wife bandaged and fed the alien. With the saucer repaired the alien cured a few sick animals on the farm, helping the farmer and he gave the wife a gift. The alien took off, the wife was screaming in the kitchen, the farmer runs in and she has four arms, she was always complaining about not having enough hands to do everything.
Doug K about 3 years ago
“Actually, it’s pane – ‘P-A-N-E’ and four – ‘F-O-U-R’."
“I have some pieces of of window glass embedded near the bones in all four of my arms. And not my forearms, but in my upper arms (It wasn’t funny, but it was humerus.)”Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
They call him fingers….
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Was it a spell or spelling that gave him four….
Alverant about 3 years ago
Something’s been bugging him.
uniquename about 3 years ago
I just want to know where he found that shirt. And stay far away.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 3 years ago
yes, it all draws back from my foreparents
swanridge about 3 years ago
This is so true… Doctors never seem to lift their heads from the computer screen anymore. They only look at the test results and send you to yet another specialist. Even on my yearly physical, I have to ask him to listen to my heart, otherwise I would have not even removed any clothing.
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
She refused him a second date because the last date he was too “handsie”
Bill The Nuke about 3 years ago
That could be handy.
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
“Sorry, I’m not an entomologist.”
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 3 years ago
So he was in the group that did not get the placebo?
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Careful, he’s a bit touchy, feely.
6th Billiard Ball Student about 3 years ago
Mixing human DNA with octopus strands brings trouble.
EmmettWayne about 3 years ago
Four eyes meets four arms!
JoMama about 3 years ago
his bill for deodorant are through the roof!
Michael McGinnis Premium Member about 3 years ago
Pain in forearms could be due to excessive foreplay.