Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 07, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  about 3 years ago

    Fortunately, he dropped off the “elephant” some time ago.

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    AtariDragon  about 3 years ago

    You throw dance party at me, I throw dance party at you!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I keep him there in case I need to use the carpool lane.

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    Ubintold  about 3 years ago

    Just junk in the trunk, officer.

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    distortion  about 3 years ago

    You’re gonna need a warrant for that.

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    kucpa Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “Would I throw a lighted match if he was in there?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSNTjX_g9a4

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    Nyckname  about 3 years ago

    “Only break one law at a time.”

    If you have a dead body in the trunk, drive like it’s your last chance to pass the road test, and make sure the break lights are working.

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    PO' DAWG  about 3 years ago

    Here is another tip DON’T borrow your teenager’s car!

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    paranormal  about 3 years ago

    He thought his friends had hung a fake hand in his trunk lid…

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    mwksix  about 3 years ago

    “Why? Is there a pull top on it?”

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Um….it’s a hatch back!

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    The cops seem to have a fix on him.

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    gammaguy  about 3 years ago

    No problem. He’s the local police force’s warrant officer.

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