Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 17, 2000
Transcript:
Woman: I've figured it out. If we go to one more holiday party, and eat this much, by January 2 we'll be the size of Mr. and Mrs. Claus. Man: Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was chewing. What did you say? It's after Thanksgiving, but not quite yet Yule, And from now until New Year's, you'll eat like a fool. Candy canes dropped atop leftover stuffing Will set your poor stomach huffing and puffing. Does fruitcake go with creamed onions? Who cares? It's all one big mishmash of calories down there. Cookies washed down with eggnog galore. It's the holidays, what the heck, pass me some more.