Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 28, 2021

A spoonerized “ruff ruff” is…ruff ruff. Your turn, Jason.

Alter Warnold One time I drove 9 mph in a 2 mph zone and was fined 2 shillings.

Dolin Carke One time I drew with both hands and a foot.

And my landlord was so pleased.

May the Lord be with you.

Are they Airdales??

Walter Arnold may be the first person convicted of speeding in an automobile, but I am pretty sure that horses and carriages can go faster than 8 mph. I bet there were were some of them convicted before Walter.

Hey, Arnold! Need three American cents to pay for that speeding ticket?

I can’t even draw with one hand. Let alone two at the same time.

Well 32 year old Chen Siyuan from Handan, Hebei Province China can write two languages at once. One with each hand. She can also write with both her hands and feet at the same time too.

The fulll story is at -https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofBritain/Walter-Arnold-Worlds-First-Speeding-Ticket/

Evil robots. Now they’re taking away dogs’ jobs too.

If you drive 8 mph anywhere today, you’re going to get a lot more than a ticket.

Why would the speed limit be 2mph? I am not a particularly fit individual, and am definitely not athletic, but my walking speed is about 4mph. Doing double the speed limit would subject me to speeding tickets just from walking. Heaven forbid I should run or jog.

People thought that if you went 100mph you would die. In actuality it is the sudden stop against a big object that kills you!!

Speed trap was two separated lines, and a cop with a stopwatch.

Everyone can draw with both hands at the same time; but it will probably be a sh****y drawing.

I had an instructor in physical therapy school that could draw 2 cross sections of the spinal canal, 1 with each hand at the same time. He was legally blind.

Anybody with two hands can draw with them both. Not so good, but still.

Take care, may Vladivostok taco truck vendor Vladimir Kushchevord be with you, and gesundheit.

I appreciate progress. I’d have been ticketed going to the bathroom at 3 A.M.

So that is New Zealand’s secret method of ‘herd immunity’.

Colin’s ‘’talent’ is not limited to drawing.

I thought ‘Speedy’ was Chad Pennington….. hmmmmm.

dang-that quick.

Stay safe have a great day my friends.

That’s like Sonny, the “special” robot in “I, Robot” with Will Smith…. he could sketch two-handed, and FAST..

Wowwwwwwwwww! Four times the legal limit. Lucky he wasn’t tossed into jail.

The first car speedometer was invented 123 years ago, so how did they know it was going 8 mph?

I’m reminded of the movie “Babe” where the sheep saw dogs as wolves.

how did they time walter?

I can only draw FLIES.

That guy’s brain must be a shambles. They don’t say if he can tie his shoes or not.

Vladimir Suteev wrote his books with his right while he illustrated them with his left. At least that’s what he said.

Split personality; actually 2 artists, 1 body…

He is ambidextrous , whereas I am ambiclumsy.

Maybe Colin Darke spend a lot of childhoof time with an Etch-A-Sketch, which is rather difficult to master and requires 2 hands working in simultaneously but not in tandem.

Do Colin’s eyes each look at one hand’s work? Or they rapidly shift back and forth?

Dogs will soon be a thing of the past in New Zealand.