Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for January 12, 2021

You can send a jock to college, but you can’t make him learn anything.

Everybody gets a pass?

Even Nick Kyrgios?!?

If there is no SJOY this year, then why wear the T-shirt, Tank?

Sigh. There’s no SJOY in Mudville.

So who is Dwayne Haskins and what is the stripper event?

I would give the award to Trump.

I repeat: Covid for SJOY.

It’s a virus, so technically, it’s a living thing. It’s not like you’re giving it to a rock or anything.

I think it should be given to the NBA as a whole.