Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 31, 2020

with the zombie apocalypse!

That’s one way to make sure that you’re the life of the party!

Party on Wayne, Party on Garth

You can call ’em :

hors d’oeuvres, canapés, snackers, tapas, small bites, appetizers, even (Oh Henry!) charcuterie, or whatever*

Just know that if you offer them finger food there will be regret in your immediate future.

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*…and don’t get hung up on exact definitions…

I think I’ll skip that party. It looks kinda dead.

Huh, they look more like I do at the end of the party.

Reminds me of “Night of the Living Dead” so where is Donald Pleasence?

He’s dead!

And Happy New Year to you all!

You been reading Stantis?…

Good luck finding brains to eat in 2021. If this year taught us anything, it’s that they’re in very short supply.

Might as well invite them in…they’re everywhere now anyway.

Covid safe gathering. The woman in the doorway looks kind of cute.

I know that’s how I feel!

The last day of the year, and the last letter of the alphabet.

I think it would have been a better joke if he’d been seeing them out the door after the party.

Looks like last years party.

My brother just told me of a zombie in Pennsylvania. He heard about it on TikTok.

The walking dead not working. The usual job for a zombie is work slavery till they fall apart.Karl Marx spoke of dead labor a zombie exhibits that part of Capitalism as a metaphore he used.

Wow the new year looks a lot like the old year !

I should have seen that coming.

they made a movie about this. i believe it was night of the partying dead