Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 01, 2021

nice hat

Oh joy. Another affair for Tarzan to meddle with!

Time for the magic knife to appear.

I wonder how many times Loo done has caught his horns in doorways…

The allure of breaking the law

Was always too much for me to ever ignore

I’ve got a thing for the big-body Benzes, it dulls my senses

In love with a V-Dub engine

Man, I’m high off life, fuck it, I’m wasted

Bathing Ape kicks, Audemars Piguet wrist

My women friends get tennis bracelets

Trips to Venice, get their Winters replaced with

The sun, it ain’t even fun no more, I’m jaded

Man, it’s just a game, I just play it to play it

I put my feet in the footprints left to me

Without saying a word, the ghetto’s got a mental telepathy

My brother hustled so naturally

Up next was me but what perplexes me

Shit, I know how this movie ends! yet still I play

The starring role in “Hovito’s Way”

It’s just life, I solemnly swear

To change my approach, stop shaving coke

~Jay-Z

Here’s some advice Alure. Less talk. More hiding.

Ludon: Mind if I horn in?

did not do a good job of hiding Tarzan

Advice to Tarzan when in a strange place. Stay alert. Listen for approaching footsteps, sounds of breathing.

It looks like, for at least the hundredth time in his life, Tarzan is about to be tossed into a cell.

Horney evil Ludon with his horney conehead cap breaks up what could have been an interesting threesome. A seductive blonde Queen in distress, just what Tarzan needed. Bring back the wooly mammoth and stomp that shaman flat!

Tarzan slays the evil one and takes both woman as his own.

A slight digression here for a politically incorrect observation… the writers of Tarzan are equally as good as is Frank Cho for creating fair damsels…

“Dude, ever hear of knocking?”

Ludon is always happy. He is an upbeat guy.

Whereupon Tarzan steps forward and breaks the guy’s jaw.

This looks too easy. Never a good sign. Any guesses as to what devious truck the bad guy had up his…. well, cape I guess?

Time for Tarzan to dismiss Ludon permanently. Then become the new high priest and marry the queen. Won’t Jane be surprised?

Ludon keeps cackling. That egg should be due anytime.

wow! very nice comics.